Q: What do you call a drummer in a three- piece suit?
A: The defendant
A boy said to his mother, “When I grow up I want to be a musician”, and his mother said. “Don’t be silly Johnny, you can’t do both”.
Q: How do you know when it’s a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – there’s a machine for that now.
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
A Bb, a Db and an F walk into a bar, and the barman says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors”.
Q: How do you know when it’s a vocalist at your door?
A: They can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in.
1st Man: “I know a bass player who can make his bass talk”
2nd Man: “Really? What does it say?”
1st Man: “Help!”
“My favorite composers? Well, there’s Johan Sebastian Bach to name just a few”.
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the light bulb while the whole world revolves around him.
Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can’t get up that high.
Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tuna guitar but you can’t tuna fish.
Q: What’s brown and lays in the orchestra pit?
A: Beethoven’s last movement.
Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor