Tag: Funny


Q: What do you call a drummer in a three- piece suit? A: The defendant A boy said to his mother, “When I grow up I want to be a musician”, and his mother said. “Don’t be silly Johnny, you can’t do both”. Q: How do you know when it’s a drummer at your door? … Continue reading MUSICIAN JOKES (CLEAN)



“If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?” “If music be the food of love, turn up the volume” “To be or not to be – that's a very profound question, considering it’s made up of mostly two-letter words” “Now is the winter of our discontent made even more frustrating summer by this awful … Continue reading ALTERNATIVE SHAKESPEARE