Tag: JOKES

MUSICIAN JOKES (CLEAN)

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three- piece suit? A: The defendant A boy said to his mother, “When I grow up I want to be a musician”, and his mother said. “Don’t be silly Johnny, you can’t do both”. Q: How do you know when it’s a drummer at your door? … Continue reading MUSICIAN JOKES (CLEAN)

THE EVIOLATION OF LIFE: NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF NATURE

THE EVIOLATION OF LIFE - A PUBLICATION OF THE DEPT OF INDOCTRINATION AND EDUCATION (published every twenty million years) CHIMP N. ZEE, PHD! Written by our Human Evolution correspondent, I. M. Credulous In a spirit of tolerance, inclusion and intellectual consistency, and as a glowing example of evolution over time, the Department of Indoctrination and Education (DIE) has begun providing government … Continue reading THE EVIOLATION OF LIFE: NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF NATURE

EAT THY NEIGHBOR!

And the priest of our Lord Darwin did begin to speak plainly, and neither spake he any longer out of one side of his mouth as doeth the priests of hypocrisy: “Be ye selfish, and no longer shalt thou be considerate or think of others. Forget ye not that the fittest amongst ye shall survive? … Continue reading EAT THY NEIGHBOR!

ALTERNATIVE SHAKESPEARE

“If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?” “If music be the food of love, turn up the volume” “To be or not to be – that's a very profound question, considering it’s made up of mostly two-letter words” “Now is the winter of our discontent made even more frustrating summer by this awful … Continue reading ALTERNATIVE SHAKESPEARE