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What do you get if you cross a politician with a musical instrument? -Donald Trumpet What do you get if you cross a politician with a fairy tale? -Trumplestiltskin What do you get if you cross a politician with a pound of flour and half a pound of sugar? -Donut Trump
More hated than "Hitler"! More repulsive than "the Ripper"! More nefarious than "Nero"...! The other day an associate of mine expressed his hatred for a large bill-board advertising a local church. Its message was “hope”, and its object was Jesus Christ. "That’s the kind of thing that really makes me mad" he said. "Such things shouldn’t … Continue reading THE MOST DREADED NAME!
Some of my favorite experiences are not once-only events but types, and one of the best and most memorable pleasures of life so far has been having a laugh with some good friends... My idea of a real friend is someone I can relax and be myself with-not someone I have to force myself to … Continue reading MY TEN GREATEST EXPERIENCES 7: LAUGHING WITH MATES
Where did human consciousness come from…do you have any thoughts? (yes-that's meant to be a joke) (OUDN13: "1618") I drove past a huge dairy the other day, and an odd thought popped into my mind (it had been there before). I wondered if any of those hundreds of cows were thinking about how to escape … Continue reading GOD, COWS AND HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS