Tag: HUMOR

BOREDOMNESS

Bored. Boredom. Bore. Boring. Boredness. Boringness.  Boredomness. Boreder. Boredest. Boreocity. Boredomicity. Borology. Boreocitous. Boreocitiness. Boreociphy.  Bordomidity. Boringicitinizationality. Boreonitis. Borography. Borosophy. Boreociphilus. Boredomicityness. Boreometrics. Boreometer. Boreometricity. Boreometricityness.  Boreo-eccentric. Boreo-eccentricity. Aurora Borealis. Borealis Australis. Borealis Japonicus. Bore Rabbit. Borebank. Spectral boreocity. Spacial boredomity. Specio-boredomity. Specio-boranalityometrification. Paleo-boredomity. Acute boredomity. Aggrovated boredomity. Terminal boredom. Terminally boring. Terminal boredomity. Digital … Continue reading BOREDOMNESS

THE MOST DREADED NAME!

More hated than "Hitler"! More repulsive than "the Ripper"! More nefarious than "Nero"...! The other day an associate of mine expressed his hatred for a large bill-board advertising a local church. Its message was “hope”, and its object was Jesus Christ. "That’s the kind of thing that really makes me mad" he said. "Such things shouldn’t … Continue reading THE MOST DREADED NAME!

MY TEN GREATEST EXPERIENCES 7: LAUGHING WITH MATES

Some of my favorite experiences are not once-only events but types, and one of the best and most memorable pleasures of life so far has been having a laugh with some good friends... My idea of a real friend is someone I can relax and be myself with-not someone I have to force myself to … Continue reading MY TEN GREATEST EXPERIENCES 7: LAUGHING WITH MATES

GOD, COWS AND HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS

Where did human consciousness come from…do you have any thoughts? (yes-that's meant to be a joke) (OUDN13: "1618") I drove past a huge dairy the other day, and an odd thought popped into my mind (it had been there before). I wondered if any of those hundreds of cows were thinking about how to escape … Continue reading GOD, COWS AND HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS