THE IBLE Part 1: GELIGNITE Chapter 1 to THE SPASMS GELIGNITE 1 In the beginning there was a very tiny thing, floating in the middle of nothing. 2 Then suddenly-POOF! - something pretty dramatic started to happen! This event came to be known as “The Big Bang”, from which is derived the name of this most holy book. 3 And … Continue reading THE IBLE Part 1: GELIGNITE Chapter 1 to THE SPASMS
Tag: HUMOR
MIND BURP 12: GOOD AND EVIL
1: KILL YOUR TELEVISION! The only vision some people have is their television... (BLAERG, "The Chattering Cyclops") Television takes your time, your mind, your money, your creativity and your imagination. It takes your children and turns them into God-haters. It takes your faith and trashes it with the most ridiculous lies about your origins. It feeds … Continue reading MIND BURP 12: GOOD AND EVIL
THE TALE OF TWO JOHNS
I was standing in line at the bank the other day, waiting for a computer problem to be sorted out, when I fell into a discussion with the man standing in line behind me... I mentioned that I was in a bit of hurry because I was hoping to have time to visit my friend … Continue reading THE TALE OF TWO JOHNS
UTOPIAN PASSWORDS AND OTHER OXYMORONS
I’m writing to you from my bed today... No, I’m not ill, but when I attempted to get out of bed this-morning the “Start the Day” software prompted me to enter my “Get out of Bed” password, but I couldn’t remember it, and it wouldn’t let the sheets roll back. I couldn’t remember the … Continue reading UTOPIAN PASSWORDS AND OTHER OXYMORONS
MIND BURP 8: MONSTERS, COUSINS AND BICYCLES
FAMILY DINER!Here’s a thought: if you believe in evolution and you’re a carnivore, you’re eating your cousins. Come to think about it, even if you're vegan you’re eating your cousins, and so is everything else. We could call Earth one big “family diner”.(ABOUT BLANK "Humanoid")THE FACESThere are now over seven billion people on the face … Continue reading MIND BURP 8: MONSTERS, COUSINS AND BICYCLES





