Tag: IRONY

GPS Route Finder Adds “Tongues” to Language Options!

GPS Route Finder Adds “Tongues” to Language Options!

As a global first, Boogle is offering the opportunity to choose "Speaking in Tongues" as the preferred language(es) when using their incredibly popular GPS app. From now on the powerful Spirit-filled believer will be able to get directions not only on who to marry, how to get a new job and who so-and-so should date once she's got rid of that awful guy she's with now, but on highway route-finding challenges across the continent.

Dear Mr. Smith

As a caution to those of you who are unfamiliar with the nature and intent of satire in this post-comedy age, please be aware that the following letter is not genuine. Mr. Smith. From the office of the President of the United States. Having emerged from government bunkers, and the craziest post-war party you could … Continue reading Dear Mr. Smith →

EAT THY NEIGHBOR!

EAT THY NEIGHBOR!

And the priest of our Lord Darwin did begin to speak plainly, and neither spake he any longer out of one side of his mouth as doeth the priests of hypocrisy: “Be ye selfish, and no longer shalt thou be considerate or think of others. Forget ye not that the fittest amongst ye shall survive? … Continue reading EAT THY NEIGHBOR! →

TOAST, MURPHY’S LAW AND THE BIBLE

TOAST, MURPHY’S LAW AND THE BIBLE

When you drop your toast on the floor, does it always fall jammy side down? When you go to the check-out, are you always in the line that takes far longer than the others? Well fret no longer, dear reader: there may be an answer to the problem! Previously I've written about Biblical explanations for … Continue reading TOAST, MURPHY’S LAW AND THE BIBLE →