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Nauseating Public Radio: Our Mission
Nauseating Public Radio is anxious to convince you that it is unbiased, fair and balanced in its stance on political and social issues. In order to do this, we will continually inform you that all those mistaken and foolish right-wingers and extremists are threatening to destroy our nation and cause a world war, while the … Continue reading Nauseating Public Radio: Our Mission
THE EVIOLATION OF LIFE: NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF NATURE
THE EVIOLATION OF LIFE - A PUBLICATION OF THE DEPT OF INDOCTRINATION AND EDUCATION (published every twenty million years) CHIMP N. ZEE, PHD! Written by our Human Evolution correspondent, I. M. Credulous In a spirit of tolerance, inclusion and intellectual consistency, and as a glowing example of evolution over time, the Department of Indoctrination and Education (DIE) has begun providing government … Continue reading THE EVIOLATION OF LIFE: NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF NATURE
EAT THY NEIGHBOR!
And the priest of our Lord Darwin did begin to speak plainly, and neither spake he any longer out of one side of his mouth as doeth the priests of hypocrisy: “Be ye selfish, and no longer shalt thou be considerate or think of others. Forget ye not that the fittest amongst ye shall survive? … Continue reading EAT THY NEIGHBOR!
ALTERNATIVE SHAKESPEARE
“If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?” “If music be the food of love, turn up the volume” “To be or not to be – that's a very profound question, considering it’s made up of mostly two-letter words” “Now is the winter of our discontent made even more frustrating summer by this awful … Continue reading ALTERNATIVE SHAKESPEARE




